Haile needs my help

Haile Gebreselassie won the Dubai Marathon this weekend, but he failed to set a world record. He ran way too fast in the early part of the race and had to settle for the second-fastest time ever (behind his own world record in Berlin). Clearly, he needs to have me travel around with him so he can continue to set world records. I wonder if he can get me into the Olympic Marathon this summer as a good luck charm?
-Jason